Dry Proof Containers

It shits me how those bloody plastic food containers will not dry in the dishwasher! You can leave them there for days and there’ll still be a drip or two when you take them out. You end up having to put them out on the sink, which shits me because it doesn’t look good. What’s [...]

Toilet Mess-ages

We’re back in the toilet with this one, but now we’re talking about the messages some people leave for you in the bowl. It’s not the nicest subject to discuss but lets face it, everyone has a crap at least once a week, some people numerous times throughout the day. They’re ideally soft and well [...]

Indestructible Packaging

You know what shits me? That bloody hard plastic molded packaging so many things come in, like light globes, razor blades and several other things that supposedly require some form of sturdy packaging. They are impossible to open without a pair of scissors and even then you need industrial strength scissors, or maybe sheers, wire [...]

Labrador Landmines

I like to go for a run nearly every morning, I head down to the beach and run along the walking/riding track, sometimes there are separate ones for the walkers and cyclists, sometimes they merge. Just as an aside, and fodder for a future post, when the walking and riding tracks merge, the walkers become [...]

Graffiti

Let me say up front that I get it, most of you Graffiti artists respect private property and only tag or decorate public areas, such as alongside railway lines or the side of commercial properties, down alley ways and the like. Some of your work is magnificent too, intricate and detailed, truly artistic. There’s even [...]

Toilet Rolls

Imagine with me if you would. You’re at a posh party, it’s at the home of your boss’s boss, you’re stepping up in the business and this is your opportunity. You’ve worked really hard, for a long time. You’ve behaved yourself, you’ve been pleasant to everyone you should be pleasant to, you’ve helped people outside [...]