Where Are You Parking?
And, for everyone that does this, and especially those who don’t care and think they’ll do this again, when ever they like, and for everyone that does the things that shit me and so many others……. this song is for you.
Mobile Phone Ring Tones, Leave It Alone!
I think it’s fine in your house, maybe at the shopping centre, but not in a cafe or a restaurant people! We don’t want to hear all the crap sounds your phone can make and we especially don’t want to hear the MP3 snippets you’ve loaded for your phone’s ring tone.
Wrong Way Around!
It shits me when people put their toilet roll on so the paper is on the wall side, that’s not normal is it? Put your roll around the right way people! Don.
Your Toilet Door!
There would be nothing much worse than being in the middle of your business and to have someone come bowling into the toilet. Don’t shit me, put a lock on your toilet and bathroom doors.
Gives Me The Sheets!
Doesn’t it shit you when you’re putting the fitted sheet on the bed and you put the wrong corner on first? And doesn’t it shit you, if you don’t have a square doona that is, when you put the doona into the doona cover the wrong way? Actually, it shits me putting the doona cover [...]
WOW! More Like Blah…
Perhaps a WOW themed gym would be a good idea where they make you do exercises in line with your character’s battle moves and as you’re doing them they tell you what key sequences you have to use in the game to do the same thing. And if you fail to do the allotted exercise properly they kick you in the nuts and you have to lie on the floor for 6 minutes.
Big California Rolls
You know what, I’m going with Thomas from the forum for today’s entry. (Thanks Thomas) I enjoy sushi from time to time, but I like the nice little California rolls, they’re pop-ins aren’t they, nice, easy to manage, especially with chop sticks. You dunk them in some Soy Sauce, wipe on a bit of Wasabi [...]
Pulling Up To The Traffic Lights
Set off for a drive into the country over the weekend, about a two hour trip. Now I know you’ve got to expect some idiots on the road but I sort of expected to get more than a few minutes down the road before someone shat me! The traffic lights up ahead turned red, they [...]
Drunkards
I’ve mentioned before that I run or walk around the area often and am often “shitted”, or “shat”, by the dog turds, and now there are the discarded beer and “cooler” drink bottles. The ones in the pictures below were just discarded on the grass alongside the footpath outside people’s houses. Often I’ve found them [...]
