Eradicate Swine Flu, Have Roast Pork For Dinner, YUM!
It shits me how everyone gets dramatic about some flu spreading around. Honestly, The business I worked for some time ago called “war room” meetings due to Avian Bird Flu.
Please, they had us in a room all day discussing and documenting what we were going to do if most of our staff were sick or dead. I think at that stage maybe 600 people in China or globally had died or been confirmed sick with Bird Flu. I’m not sure of the details but even if it was 6000 people, out of the whole world population it barely deserves a mention.
So this new Porky Pig virus is freaking people out because there’s a touch of Daffy Duck virus mixed in with some human influenza virus and hardly anyone has died, if anyone, and if so, in Mexico, and just a few.
The good news is, the experts say you can still eat Porky Pig, so I’ll have a serve of roast pork, baked veges and apple sauce, oh, and don’t forget a nice big serve of crackling too thanks.
If you’ve got a pig as a pet, you might want to put one of those little masks on him so he doesn’t get sick too.
And if you are worried about it, then you should check this blog entry out as it may just be the very beginning of the end!
Oh, the service here is great, that was quick, thanks.
If We Eat All The Piggies We Can Eradicate Swine Virus!
Nom Nom Nom!
Don
