Is There Anyone That Doesn’t Shit Someone?

I just found myself wondering about the question above. Given my whole purpose here is to try and instill a level of consideration and courtesy in people so they shit people less, especialy me, I wondered to myself, is there anyone I could interview as the expert non-shiter-er?

The first person that came to mind was The Dalai Lama, but talk to a politician from China and they’d say ” 达赖喇嘛shits我们大时间！”. Run it through Google translator if you can’t read it, it’s not quite coming out the way it should but the translation is funnier!

What about the little old lady that feed the pigeon’s in the park every afternoon? I’ say the Chinese don’t give a shit, as would be the case with most people, but there may be some bird haters who would be shat off by her encouraging the flying rats to congregate in the park?

Any ideas? s there anyone you know of that is completely considerate in their behaviour towards everyone and courteous to a fault with everyone, never has a bad word t say about anyone, seeks to assist everyone as much as they can? Anyone like this? I’d like to interview them and publish that interview here.

Let me know in the comments, leave your email and I can get in touch, don’t put it in the actual comment, put it in the email field.

UPDATE – Anyone other than me, that is, of course, I am the expert at being courteous and considerate, so ask me any questions also if you’re trying to improve.

Don.