Russell Brand Shits Me!

He delays my watching of LOST!

Who the fuck is Russell Brand anyway and why does TV station Channel Seven here in Australia think I’m happy to wait an extra 30 minutes to watch LOST while they play his piece of shit, crap, loser of a TV show?

He looks like a piss weak version of Adam Ant and what’s going on with his teeth?

Have you watched it? He bangs on about something which you can’t understand because hes shouting with a cockney accent, which gives away his crappy upbringing in the projects of London.

And get a haircut you dickhead or do you mean to look gay?

But listen, perhaps Russell, you could fit a few more bangles on your arms, just to make yourself look a little more attractive? Maybe then the Australian viewers could appreciate how butch you really are and appreciate your, um, well, actually, I’m sorry, you come across like a screaming girl with nothing much to say, there is no talent.

Channel Seven, you do so much so very well, can you please reverse this magnificently bad decision and stop screening this idiot Brand, or if you have to, put him on at 200am on a Wednesday morning so that most of us here in the colony don’t have to suffer the pain?

So Russell, and Channel Seven, if you could do this for us, then thanks, thanks very much,

Don.