The Julie Goodwin Masterchef Result Shits Me!

I’m just going to add my voice to the enormous amount of material on the internet already regarding MasterChef Australia’s result last night that Julie Goodwin, the somewhat dumpy IT employee was the best of all the contestants.

Not Winning $100M Shits Me!

The largest ever Australian lottery was drawn last night, some $100 Million Dollars, and I did not win. That shits me. Did you have a ticket and miss out because of those two bastards in Queensland and Adelaide?