Not Winning $100M Shits Me!
The largest ever Australian lottery was drawn last night, some $100 Million Dollars, and I did not win. That shits me.
Did you have a ticket and miss out because of those two bastards in Queensland and Adelaide?
Don.
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I had a ticket, a quick pick. What a waste of $10. I had it all spent too – I was going to buy out Twitter and close it down.
You’re funny Ray with your dislike of Twitter. Perhaps we’ll see FakeRayDixon turn up on Twitter one day:)
Don, I’m having trouble to give you something that shitted me off the other day and has done so many times before so I’m writing it here now.I’m in a queue at a checkout and I’m 4th in line with 2 others behind me and some checkout dick or dickess walks up to the last bastard in the queue and says “I’m opening up here now” and so the two last ones go straight in and of course the one in front farts around looking for either their money or credit card and in the meantime the last bastards have gone through and others lined up there.Would it be too much trouble to walk up to the next person waiting in line and take them to the new checkout?Jesus I feel better now that I have got this off my chest thanks to your site Don.
Fish,
Thank you, that’s an event that shits me too, I’ll do a post on that one!
Don.