Kids in the office shit me!

We’re not interested in your kid. You know how when you go down the street or to school or anywhere really, you have no interest in anyone’s kid but your own? Well it’s the same for us, we’re not interested in your kid and we particularly do not want them hanging around the office. I understand you’re proud of your kid and you feel you’ve done something really clever by popping one out, but it’s not that special, the dumbest people on the planet are popping too many kids out so your achievement is NOT SPECIAL!

Posted Under: In The Office
This post was written by Don on June 19, 2009 Comments (2)

Wear Deodorant!

I think it’s great that you ride your bike into work each morning, really, good on ya, but could you have a shower? You stink, everyone talks about you stinking. Have you seen the way people move in meetings if you sit next to them. You think they’re just getting up for a coffee, but have you noticed after they get their coffee that they sit as far away from you at the meeting table as they can?

Posted Under: In The Office
This post was written by Don on April 22, 2009 Comments (1)